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Life or Something Like it... I am back to tend to my very neglected site, no it is nothing like the old one... opinions have, yes, changed and I have moved on to a more shrine-like website to all the things that make my life worth living. I hope you enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the last, and please for christ's sake post some messages in the forum. If for any reason at all you'd like to contact me, here is my email address: skaescape5@hotmail.com ... please feel free to send any contributions, replies, criticism, corrections, etc. etc. Oh yes and there are links on almost every picture in this site so go ahead and click away, there is much information to be absorbed...
Well, after much indecision and procrastination I finally figured out where to go to school, things got really complicated and rediculous with my parents so I finally just said goddammit I'm going to have to go to ACC. So, I'll be working on transferring in the fall, when I will attemp to transfer to UNC-Greensboro where I wanted to be initially. So, here's hoping I make it through another semester without shooting myself in the face. I turned 18 and I can now do all of the wonderful things that I either didn't care to do before or did anyways, but some of them legally. Let's see, I can vote, buy porn, buy paraphenalia, buy tobacco products, become homeless, sign my own permission slips, and other really inconsequential shit like that.
Woman Chokes on Penis of Unknown Origin
The discovery of a piece of cooked penis in her stew was so traumatic for a hospital cleaner that she had to receive psychiatric help. She was completely turned off meat, becoming a vegetarian overnight. Sophie Matlala was so upset that she launched a $2.5-million damages claim against her employer, Medforum Hospital. The Pretoria High Court on Tuesday heard that her ordeal occurred on May 11, 1999, as she sat down for lunch and started to enjoy a plate of goulash - the treat for the day. Matlala, 60, took a couple of bites of the rest of the meal, before tackling the meat. It was slippery and she could not cut it with a knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it. She took the offending morsel out of her mouth, inspected it with her colleagues, and they all concluded that it was a penis. Matlala said she vomited for the rest of the afternoon. She claimed that the hospital had the duty to ensure that meals served to staff were fit for human consumption. Hospital authorities confirmed the woman's suspicions, but indicated that meals for the staff were obtained from a different supplier from the one who supplied food for patients. Because it had been cooked, it could not be established whether the penis was from a human or an animal. Judge Phineas Mojapelo turned down her application. He pointed out that she had had three years from the date of the incident to institute legal action but had failed to do so until it was too late. He expressed the hope that her legal advisers would advise her that she could institute a claim against them.
(Courtesy of "The Star")
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